18 November 2008, 7:50 pm
I am a freshmen, and the tallest person in the whole school. I am 6'9 and weigh 267lbs, and have moobs. I am the ugliest guy in school, and I have groucho marx eyebrows, and have shoulder length wavy hair, I am sad because none of the girls would go out with me. This week was spirit week and today was supposed to be crazy day, so I just came to school wearing a pink lacy thong, and boots, that's it. Since I am hairy, you could see my pubes through my thong, so you can see my stuff right through, I always am gangster and have gangster friends, so I came to the crowd and they all looked at me weird, then a few seconds later, they laughed hard, so I tried laughing it off, and tried to let them cool it off by dancing and singing to Madonna's Like a Virgin, and Michael Jackson's Beat It, but they only laughed harder, and they laughed so hard they cried and peed their pants. So I ran to the bathroom crying and spent the rest of my day there. I cried so hard that I pissed and shat my thong, so I had to throw it in the garbage, coz it's too dirty to wash it, and I even threw up coz I cried so hard. So I had to call the king to come pick me up from school, so he rode my pet giant dove "G0atse", to pick me up from school, and he took me back to my palace up the sky and told me not to go to school naked again, I hate school so much, I wanna f#ckin drop out already, plus for the past 2 weeks, people ask me if I had a negroplasty, because I was tall, and I'm not black, my skin is white, but I'm spanish, so they better not be messin with me or else they get beaten to a bloody pulp, so idk wat to do now?... Read More »
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